If I Found That Lost Fighter Jet...

PCS Nation...Always Doing Our Patriotic Duty 😁

Me: Hello? Is this the Pentagon lost & found department?

Random General: This is the Pentagon! Who's this?!

Me: Hey. I found that $100M stealth jet fighter you knuckleheads lost.

Random General: JESUS Q. CHRIST ON A SOLAR-POWERED POGO STICK!!! WHERE THE HELL IS IT, BOY?!?!

Me: Pump the brakes there, McArthur. You're gonna need to get the Dept. of Treasury and the Citibank-West Harrison NY branch in on this call first. Then we'll get to some of your questions. 😉