If I Had Three Official Genie Wishes Tonight

Tonight like right now, because this shit can change in an hour 😑

If I had three Genie wishes tonight, under the universally accepted standard Genie Wish protocols (can't wish for more wishes, can't make anybody love you, if the cabin depressurizes the mask will drop down, yada yada 🙄)...

I would wish for $100k cash up front, just to tide me over until my brilliant wish #2 scheme kicks in.

Then I would wish for the win…