If you spent the past 10 years smoking crack, banging hookers both domestically and internationally, lying on your gun permit application paperwork, evading taxes, getting involved with corrupt business dealings with enemy countries and being the bagman who was in charge of delivering 10% of your ill-gotten gains directly to the head of the crime syndicate you work for... and your daddy was NOT Joe Biden... where would you be right now???
A. Prison
B. Prison
C. Prison
D. Prison
E. Other
GO!!!
Ooo! I know this one! Prison!!
Columbia? Central Mexico? The Rio Grande Valley? You don't need to be the president's son in the Valley.