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Of all the things that never happened, that never happened the most.

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If Biden could even walk a mile at any pace without multiple trips and bumbles I would be shocked. No way he can run any distance, let alone a mile. And as for push-ups, there is no way he can get down on the floor to do them or get back up at the end.

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So never happened.

This has the same probability of being true as me winning the Mega Millions, Ohio Rolling Cash 5, and the Lucky for Life Jackpots last night.

More big paydays for these incredible works of fiction - bankrolled by us!!!!

Bull frickin sh** on an atomic burning stick

Oh the lies....

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Is the WH (or the lyin' Biden himself) actually saying this?

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It's buzzing on Twitter, and I have not yet confirmed.

I just saw this one and lost my shit. πŸ˜‘

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The guy on Twitter that said it (@MarcusGAnthony), has "political jokester" in his bio. https://twitter.com/MarcusGAnthony/status/1626370593061847040?s=20

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What we on the right need do is train the rest of the population to understand that if it comes out of a democrat mouth...it is a lie

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That's some stolen record Valor shite right there. His handlers are lying directly to the People that Scranton Joe is a bonafide World Record holder! πŸ₯΄

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Ever watch him when he gets off Marine One and "jogs" a few paces across the lawn? He looks stiff and awkward and everyone probably holds their breath because they don't know if he'll fall. I guess he's trying to look vigorous and anxious to get back to work. Or he's in a hurry for an ice cream cone.

Maybe he could run a mile in under 5 for a big ic coneπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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No way in Washington β€œHELL” did he do that!!!!!!

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They lie constantly because they know they can get away with it!😑

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