I'm Just Floatin' Stuff Here

There's GOTTA be a reasonable way! 😣

Just hear me out…

If Kackles the VP Klown was under the Resolute Desk giving the Big Guy his weekly blowie as specified in her "VP Appointment As Reparations For Joe Being An Openly Racist Asshole For Decades" contract...and the Big Guy's heart finally burst that week from the exertion of it...and then Kackles panicked about being found with dead, 80-yea…