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Soooooo....better? 😁

"What else is some progressive trollop who couldn't get her cookie smashed on an ill-intended seagoing vessel supposed to do all day but sit around thinkin' up democrat-like ideas."

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Somehow the PG version loses a lot of the flavor of the original. 😃

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Feb 25, 2023·edited Feb 25, 2023

Let's work this out by the process of elimination.

'Pirate ship' could be used in the context of Halloween costume, kids birthday party, or other innocent fun event.

Who in their right mind could possibly have an issue with 'get laid'?

By using the plural of dumbassery, I believe you've disguised it enough to get past the algorithm.

I'm going with, A, 'skoont' being the culprit.

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Skoont because it sounds vaguely profane and possibly racist, mismisogynist, homophobic, etc.

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These are all perfectly good words needed to describe certain hominims dwelling within our urban areas.

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E. None of the above. Don’t change a thing.

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A. "Skoont" because it just seems to be eerily synonymous with "Hillary". Those that were with "HER" must be offended! 😏

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Frankly if an adult can’t handle reading something like that, I have little hope they fare well handling life.

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The "Skoont"s have it! I'd use "See U Next Tuesday"s, because it sounds more better. ;)

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C U Next Tuesday 😅

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Couldn't Understand Ninnie's Tantrum

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Or, as one of my musician friends likes to say, "Can't Understand Normal Thinking"

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Hard choice, but I’m going with skoont...

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Feb 25, 2023·edited Feb 25, 2023

I guess if we have to choose any, I’d have to go with skoont. However, I feel the interpretation is subjective. Maybe if your definition of it was included in the post, it might’ve passed. Some people are just so sensitive.

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"Skoont" is a compilation of five words that would each individually get me kicked off Twitter melded into one word that up until now hasn't been a problem, which is the very reason for it's creation. Me defining it for the Twitter community guidelines board would be bad.

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I’m going with D.

Since dumb asses don’t like to be called out, the word ’dumbasseries’ must be the culprit.

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What the heck, Ima thinking outside of the box today. Pirate ship!

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I'm going with the majority and saying skoont as the problematic word. It sounds too much like a word that "most tweeters" might get the vapors over.

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Although I think skoont is the most offensive I'm not sure an algorithm would as its not in any traditional dictionary. Dumbassery does come up with a definition when Googled. I'll go with that one. Also, I received this little warning when using words like asswipe, dumbass etc. I believe dumb and stupid also are frowned upon.

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Definitely “pirate ship”

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