Irrefutable Evidence That Autocorrect Is A Woman

Bless her heart... 😏

Last night…

Autocorrect: You want the apostrophe S.

Me: No I don't. <deletes S, keeps apostrophe>

Autocorrect: <puts the S back in> You want the apostrophe S.

Me: I don't want the S! I just want the apostrophe at the end of the word by itself, like a quotation mark only not as loud. <deletes S, keeps apostrophe>

Autocorrect: That's not how apostrophes work. <puts the S back in>

Me: You just let me put the apostrophe at the beginning of the word by itself. Now you want to cause a scene about this? <deletes S, keeps apostrophe>

Autocorrect: Don't argue with me. Just do things the right way. <puts the S back in>

Me (jaw-clenched): <deletes the S, moves cursor between the word and the apostrophe and puts a space between them, moves cursor back to the other side of the apostrophe, types the rest of the sentence, moves cursor back to the other side of the apostrophe and backspaces it back up against the word, shoots a big cheesy self-satisfied smile at Autocorrect, hits enter>

Autocorrect: Okay... Fine... You just wait 'til we get to that semi-colon in the next paragraph, mister.