It's 95° outside, my AC is dead, and I'm in a windowless basement with no air circulation...

Let's Retail!!! 😁

Here's what “staying cool” looks like in retail G-World, when it's 95° out and the AC in my work dungeon died...

Me: Sir, the item you're looking for is something I'd get asked for maybe once every five years. It's impractical for us to keep it in stock, and it would be extremely unlikely that any other hardware store in the area would stock it either.

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