Kyle Rittenhouse Trial

Prosecution's opening Biden-like babble...

For the record...

I'm a C-List Internet Entertainer and Lefthole Trigger Provocateur, who's slingin' screws to little old ladies in suburbia until all that fat writin' money starts rolling in.

And I could walk into that courtroom in Wisconsin on Monday morning and get Kyle Rittenhouse off the hook against this goofy looking, tv-sitcom civil servant prosecutor the state assigned to this case.

This guy's opening statement was like watching the defense attorney's closing statement.

So far, it looks like they might have Kyle for "not having a first aid kit with him to help patch up the violent rioters he defended himself against." 😏

Anybody seeing anything different?