Late 'Dark-ish' Fun Pop-Up Poll!

It's Like "War Games", Only With Someone Less Reliable Than 17-yr Old Matthew Broderick Calling The Shots

Let's say the whole China, Russia, Ukraine, Taiwan party kicks off for real, and somehow we get into it militarily, which is an awful idea, but go with it for this.

Things escalate, blah-blah-blah, World War Three, (I'm skipping a lot) and it's time to make the call on the nukes.

And Joe Biden's making the call for us.

See why it's an awful idea? 😉

Most Plausible Scenario...

1. Joe somehow manages to get the launch codes right and our shots get off, and hopefully land before theirs hit us, because that's about the only "win" there's gonna be that day for anybody.

2. Joe traded the card with the launch codes on it for some M&M's with a kid through the east fence last time he wandered off. No launch orders given.

3. Joe gets the codes right, but then says Bangor instead of Beijing and blows Maine the faack up with our own missiles.

4. The always popular, "Other". 😄

Go!