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🤪 reminds me of the time my husband walked in while I was in the shower.

Him: You taking a shower?

Me: No, I’m just simulating standing naked in the rain.

Here’s your sign.

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Me, standing at the kitchen sink, elbow-deep in dishwater -

Him: Whatcha doing?

Me: Bowling.

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I woulda had to say it out loud. The pure ignorance walking among us is truly scary.

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AND THEY VOTE!!!!

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Well, now, a friend of mine has a mother who has an "appliance garage" on her kitchen counter and, though never having seen it, I might imagine that it had a roof? Please, someone, explain to me what it is and why you would need it.

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An appliance garage uses that space where two sets of cupboards meet to make a corners. So instead of having empty space there on the counter they built, I guess you would say a corner box, that has a door that slides up and down where you store appliances. It keeps your counter space uncluttered.

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Thanks, I had an inkling but you never know these days.

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Screw merchants and lumberyard counter jockeys see the moronic underbelly of the American people.

My all-time favorites were the amateur handyman that sends the poor wife/GF to pick up (fill in the blank). You know with the crappy instructions from him...she'll bring home the wrong thing and it'll be your and her fault!

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😂😂😂😂😂🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪

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The dumbing down of America is real

Sadly

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Heard at Home Depot, no doubt.......

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