Meta Marketing Misfires!

You're doing it all wrong, Mark...

Dear Facebook,

If you're trying to get me to sign up for your “Facebook Dating Site” (oh, the humanity…😑), why do you keep sending me invitations with photos of scrawny millennial lesbians leering at each other like they're about to shoot a semi-pro dorm room video for Pornhub?

That's like trying to entice me to eat at the new “Facebook Steak & Rib Joint" by sending me photos of kale and tofu.

And it's nothing against lesbians. I like lesbians.

We enjoy doing a lot of the same things. 😏

You're just missing the mark really badly, here. These two skinny, vacant-eyed specimens need a good six months on a regimen of cheeseburgers & milkshakes just to pass the physical, and then a solid 15-20 years of “seasoning” before this would be an effective market ploy…at least here in G-World.

You're like a trillion dollar media & technology company who probably knows more shit about me than even I do, and this is the best “target marketing” you could come up with for me?

Get Christina Hendricks & Sofia Vergara looking at each other like that in my inbox.

Then we'll talk. 😉

Your pal,

Glen