Miss America Pageant History!

Big Burly Guy Named "Miss Greater Derry 2023"!

New Hampshire Miss America officials have named 19-year-old Brian Nguyen as “Miss Greater Derry 2023”, marking the first time in its history that a Miss America affiliated pageant has named a gender-baffled individual as the winner.

Nguyen is a former starting offensive tackle and captain of his high school football team, and has a personal best bench press of over 300lbs.

A fellow pageant competitor who wished to remain anonymous released the following statement…

“Okay…this is bullshit. I literally caught that tubby dude sniffing my panties back in the dressing room before the show. C'mon, man…🙄”

See the photo below for all the individual awards presented at the pageant!

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