Miss America Pageant History!
Big Burly Guy Named "Miss Greater Derry 2023"!
New Hampshire Miss America officials have named 19-year-old Brian Nguyen as “Miss Greater Derry 2023”, marking the first time in its history that a Miss America affiliated pageant has named a gender-baffled individual as the winner.
Nguyen is a former starting offensive tackle and captain of his high school football team, and has a personal best bench press of over 300lbs.
A fellow pageant competitor who wished to remain anonymous released the following statement…
“Okay…this is bullshit. I literally caught that tubby dude sniffing my panties back in the dressing room before the show. C'mon, man…🙄”
See the photo below for all the individual awards presented at the pageant!
What a shit show. Further proof that we're going to hell in a hand basket. And today's my birthday too.
FACK.
Now that's audacity.