New Addition To The White House Squatter Family!

Meet New First Dog, "Commander"!

The Biden's have welcomed a new member to the White House Squatter Family, in their third attempt at generating some sort of humanity into that walking cadaver and his evil, elder-pimping wifedoctor, via a new canine photo-op stage prop!

Everyone say hello to "Commander"!

Three things...

1. Will they be calling him "Commie" for short?

2. I'm not a dog owner. How old does a puppy need to get before it's mature enough to realize that it's more cognitively functional than it's master, and says "Faaack this guy..." and starts biting people like the other two dogs these clowns tried?

3. Hey Commie! Go pee in Doctor Jill's shoes! Good Boy! What a Good Boy you are!