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I would love to send him into space...

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I am an OB nurse. I would love to see him try! He would be sniffing the babies and the mommas!

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Iโ€™m a crossing guard for grade, middle and High Schools and HELL NO he couldnโ€™t do it

A: he would be too busy trying to sniff & grope all the females

B: he would forget to watch traffic and get flattened by the first vehicle not paying attention

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Well, B sounds OK.

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I'm retired, so he should try it.

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So, I don't have a "job." I take care of my husband & help my daughter w doggy daycare (when her paycheck is short). So, I have 4 days of doggy daycare at 8-10 hours overnight shift. A 1 year old, lab mix that is 75+ pounds and pulls me (a plus szd mom) to where I've fallen...so I wonder if Mr. Skippy could handle the dog?? (I forget what Bongino calls the little skip).

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Nov 27, 2023ยทedited Nov 27, 2023

He'd get bit within the first hour. Animals can sense "vibes".

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Dylan Mulvaney may have a suitable replacement????

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He couldn't do mine. I take care of a 92 y/o woman who could run circles around him intellectually and I I don't think he canwipe his own ass or change his pull-ups let alone someone else's. She's only fallen once in the 2.5 yrs I've been with her and I was off that day.

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If it's the Joe Biden who is only a puppet being told what to do, what to say, where to stand, etc, then yes, he probably could. If it's Joe Biden all on his own needing to make rational decisions, have a good memory, be detail oriented, maintain confidentiality, keep accurate records, then no, he could not.

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I'm retired, so I think he may be able to handle that. However, there's no way he could handle the duties of my volunteer position. I write/edit/publish a newsletter (without resorting to plagiarism), manage their Facebook page, maintain their website, and handle all e-communications. At the monthly auxiliary meetings I assist with setup and clean up and sell 50/50 tickets, including dividing the cash. It would be fun to watch him try!

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He can't even do his job!

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