Dear Meatbag in Chief,
I watched your speech yesterday morning, mostly to see how badly you fucked up saying “Omicron”.
You didn’t disappoint. 😏
Four attempts…all wrong…and what seemed like surrender, a second chance, and then more failure.
First two shots were in the first minute, clearly reading it off the teleprompter, and we got “Omnicron” both times. 😆
Then it looked like the Squatters, aides and medical team panicked and had the teleprompter jockey jump in and change all the upcoming “Omicron Variant” entries in the script to “New Variant”. You could even see it when you got to the first “New Variant” on the teleprompter and looked at with that dead eye squint and sketchy, deteriorating recall of yours and were like, “Say, didn’t that say something else a minute ago…” But you went with it, and survived the next eight minutes or so with the single syllable “New Variant” line. 😅
Then it looked like toward the end, they figured they’d gamble on the old ‘Third Times A Charm’ adage and give you another crack at it…and we got an “Omnicrom”, and another “Omnicron”. 🤣
Credit where credit is due. You and that broken-down old steam engine that drives your train of thought didn’t go off the rails and start ranting about Omni Magazine, or the Dodge Omni you gave Hunter for his 16th birthday which he crashed into a tree in a cocaine stupor. So there’s that.
And we didn’t get any “Unicorn Virus”, or “Yummycorn Virus”, or “PuffyAmiYumi Virus” or anything like that, like I was rooting for. So I guess there’s that, too.
Also…pretty cool how all the CCP worker monkeys at the WHO skipped right past “Xi” in the Greek alphabet and went with “Omicron” when they named this variant, right? Your daddy over in Beijing would’ve been upset and it would’ve been awkward AF for you to have to call it the “Xi Variant”. There would’ve been panic and pants-shitting and mini-strokes and who knows what else. We know how scary he can be for you. Awful. Just Awful.
I wonder if anyone at the WHO got executed by the PLA for even joking about calling it that.
Anyway, thanks for the giggles Glitchy.
I’m done with ya for now.
Your pal,
Glen
It would have been easier if his handlers simply unscrambled the letters to form the real name ‘Moronic’. There, I fixed it! Your welcome. 😊
G, you said "Meatbag" 😂😂
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