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Social media mayhem! 😲

A massive, widespread internet outage yesterday left millions of Device-Dependent Americans, across the fruited plain, with no idea what the faack to do with themselves for over six hours.

Big Tech social media monopolists Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram, among others, crapped out late Monday morning and remained 'dark' through most of the day.

In an official statement, random Big Tech vagillionaire oligarch Mike Zphincterberg said, "Some nobody C-list internet entertainer & screw merchant started publishing stuff on Substack...next thing ya know, the whole cyberverse just goes to shit."

More on this developing story as it unfolds.