Thanks to everyone who jumped in on this last night. It was the biggest response to a PCS Substack post so far, and a lot of you dropped some comments that you probably couldn't “get away with elsewhere 🙄", which was good to see.
The question posed was, “You’re a Washington DC firefighter, and you get called to the Capitol because Adam Schiff finally set his own pants on fire lying about Russian collusion. You have a hose, an axe, and a full bladder. What do you use to put him out?”
Most of you just kicked down the walls on the offered options and went rogue...which was beautiful to watch. Y’all are pretty cracked. 😆
But it takes a special sort of "something wrong with you" to think this way.
My answer is…
“None of the above. Because you refused to be vaccinated and got laid off without pay, so you have no civil obligation whatsoever to help that lying, pencil-necked lil’ hoax-monkey. Try and put him out with the bottle of Bombay Sapphire in Nancy’s bag if ya want to. 😏”
I’ve got a bunch of “free weeks” to hand out, but you have to have either a free account or subscription activated here on Substack for me to do it.
THIS IS NOT A PLOY TO COERCE YOU INTO SIGNING UP.
We almost doubled in size over the past three days. We’re doing fine, and I’m not twisting anyone’s arm to sign up. If you want to claim the free week, as well as getting our free content, that’s how you do it.
Thanks again to everyone who played! This “project” is getting funner & funner every day! 😄
Glen
Sorry, I couldn't come up with anything better than your explanation.
I did, however consider the axe.🤣
Your answer is great!!