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You forgot the bell on the ice cream truck!

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You win!

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Are we going to have this much fun picking on Joe now that he's out of the running?

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Probably not, Kamala will replace him as the low hanging fruit. Joe's done rotted.

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D. Definitely D

Due to to time it will take to notify BIDENS “team” (members unknown) and for them to analyze it and agree on a plan - we will all be nuked.

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The answer is "D".

Goes something like this :

"Big guy wake up, the west coast has been nuked"

(Big guy) "......wha.....why didn't you wake me....."

"We tried for 30 minutes , Dr Jill really must have dosed you at bedtime last night"

(Big Guy) "Well was Trump there at least"?

"No, but that's the other reason we woke you up, he's at the front door, shall we let him in"

(Big Guy) "Ok, but I want a clean diaper and my Batman Underoos"

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Off topic but just announced by FJB himself on X: campaign is over but he will stay prez

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Announced by staff. I will never believe he actually sits and types a post!

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Oh, I totally agree that he's not the one doing the typing.I should have clarified my comment

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He's not doing the dictating either, it actually made sense.

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😁

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None of the Above. He is no longer useful to them.

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If you had a soft serve ice cream machine there...

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Well, Option A would have him looking for Ashley so that may give him a jump start.

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My money's on D

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B because Biden’s handlers just need to get his carcass down into the bunker for any biometric access needs. The real shadow leaders don’t need him beyond that function.

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D unfortunately for the rest of us

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D is none of the above.

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E. He wakes up in hell.

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