If you did all the grimy cokehead shit that Hunter Biden did... but weren't Hunter Biden... what prison work detail would you be on now, four years into your sentence after being convicted on tax evasion and federal gun charges?
A. Kitchen Duty
B. Bathroom Cleaning
C. Making License Plates
D. Breaking Rocks with a Sledgehammer
E. Other
GO!
Probably kitchen duty, I suck at the other stuff. 😀
I would have had to surrender all my guns before the investigation even started, and I'd probably still be stuck in the prison laundry because my attitude sucks.