Reaching Across The Aisle To My Fellow Humans Of The Left

We're really not THAT different 😏

Dear Unhinged Leftholes,

In the spirit of objectivity, unity and "coming together" as a nation, I just want to express to you how much I understand and empathize with your morbid, pathological desire to see Donald J. Trump go to jail forever, no matter what, by any means necessary fair or unfair, even if you have to make insane shit up to make it happen, because deep inside your souls you genuinely believe that he is an awful human being, a grave danger to our nation and a valid threat to it's continuing existence.

That's EXACTLY how us authentic Americans feel about Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, Kamala Harris, Eric Swalwell, Hunter Biden, Susan Rice, Valerie Jarrett, James Comey, Maxine Waters, Dianne Feinstein, Andrew Cuomo, Gretchen Whitmer, Gavin Newsom, Katie Hobbs, James Clapper, John Brennan, Andrew McCabe, Christopher Wray, Peter Strzok, Michael Bird, John Kerry, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and Alvin Bragg...just to name a few.

I feel your pain, simps. 😉

Your Pal,
Glen