Smashin' Scummy Swampublican Snakes

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Dear Mitt Romney,

You’re a dick.

I don’t know why you’re more of a dick than those other two feckless seahags Collins & Murkowski in my eyes, but you are. Not that they aren’t dicks, too. But you’re a worse one.

Maybe it’s because you somehow seem more intelligent and aware of how things work than they do. Like you’d understand how unnecessary it is to vot…