Sorry Y'all Wasted Your Two Dollars
Just popping in to pre-emptively say goodbye 😎
Also to point out that if you skipped your last three futile attempts at snatching this comically grotesque, capitalist holy grail pile of booty, you could've had a month of full-access PCS Nation, and woke up to 30 days of Morning Reports with your pal Glen, instead of three mornings of picking up your phone and saying “Shit…☹️”.
Good luck if you're in it, Fam! ❤
I’m in! I have to admit that I wasted some money on the last drawing but I did get the Powerball so I used my ‘winnings’ to buy more tickets. 😁
If I win, I’m setting you up to become a bigger national voice. We need more PCS views out there to feast upon. I’ll keep you posted. 😂