Step Aside, Dr. Seuss 😏

And click 'like' to sign this poetic "pledge"! 😉

I will not wear your mask, assholes
No matter what you say
You've pulled this bullshit game before
And I refuse to play
You want us underneath your thumb
And kept at home, silent and dumb
Well faack your human herd control
I will not wear your mask, assholes

I will not get your booster shot
No matter what you do
You all must be on heroin
To think I'd accept that from you
You've failed at everything you've done
From Afghanistan to Joe's cokehead son
Go peddle your poison to your own voter rolls
I will not wear your mask, assholes

I will not be locked down again
You feckless faacking chimps
So save your "public health concerns"
for unhinged leftist simps
America sees right through your scheme
To re-insert this corrupt Regime
With another election that you stole
I will not wear your mask, assholes