Substack Family...CAPTION THIS

A Substack Exclusive, for reasons 😉

Management note…

Due to historic precedent, and me getting tossed in the cooler because leftist big tech social media can't tell the difference between a joke and “violence & incitement", this is only going out to Substack people. Tell your FB & Twitter friends to come on over.

I'll go first 😃…

“Boy, I'd sure like to help. But I'm neither trained or certified to intervene in a situation such as this, and I don't want to risk being sued if things go awry. You hang in there. I'll see if I can find some help. <leans over shoulder while still holding camera steady> Help. Help.”

Management note #2…

Of course I'd help her! Immediately! So would you! It doesn't matter who it is. You just do that. Granted, there'd be a high probability of her ending up with the all-time greatest pantsuit wedgie ever from me hauling her up. 😏 And if she were to go face first down on some gravelly roof tarpaper during my heroic rescue, that could plausibly be called unfortunate collateral damage. 😁

But I would absolutely help her.

You don't have to elaborate that much. 😄

GO!!! 🤪