This Just Happened!

"They find me. They always find me." - Max Bialystock, The Producers

I'm sitting on a bench, writing while I wait for my laundry. A random drunk guy, presumably from the neighborhood, comes up on me and stands there for a minute while I stare at my phone and ignore him...

Random Drunk Guy: 'Sup, brah?

Me (wearing headphones and writing): <ignore-ignore-ignore>

RDG: Yo! 'Sup, brah!

Me (clearly recognizing futility): Yes. How …