This Really Just Happened 😄

A PCS Jacked-Up G Fact, almost in "real time"

About 15 minutes ago…

I'm sitting here tapping out a lengthy text to the Queen on my phone. I'm in a poorly lit corner, the phone's in dark-mode as always, and it's flat on the table and I'm typing with my index fingers like a little mini-keyboard.

I finish the first sentence and hit the period, and nothing comes up on the screen, it just stays blank. I know I hit the key because it vibed and flashed a period at me. But nothing on the screen.

So naturally, instead of doing something smart I do me and start yelling at the phone.

“How the faaaack does a key break on a keyboard on a phone?? What sort of cutting edge technology assembled by nine-year-old Chinese girls bullshit is this??"

Like that.

Then I pick up the phone...like a regular person would've opened with 🙄...and my period appears, because the freakin' teeny tiny little crumb that was sitting in precisely the right pixel on the screen to blot out that period rolled off of it. 😆
Even a comma would've shown!

Speaking as an internet trigger provocateur peer, that was damned well played crumb. 👏