Wood chipper was a effin classic! I still laugh when I think about it. I have it saved somewhere.
As for the dumb bitch that doesn't want to celebrate July 4th...if you want to sit home and pout and stomp your foot go ahead. To her husband: take your kids to a cookout with other kids, get them some sparklers and bottle rockets, and take them to the fireworks. If they want to know what's wrong with mom tell them she's sick...it won't be a lie. These people that are offended by shit aren't happy unless they make everyone else miserable too. Fuk that!!!
Wood chipper was a effin classic! I still laugh when I think about it. I have it saved somewhere.
As for the dumb bitch that doesn't want to celebrate July 4th...if you want to sit home and pout and stomp your foot go ahead. To her husband: take your kids to a cookout with other kids, get them some sparklers and bottle rockets, and take them to the fireworks. If they want to know what's wrong with mom tell them she's sick...it won't be a lie. These people that are offended by shit aren't happy unless they make everyone else miserable too. Fuk that!!!
I just love those “I did that” stickers!