Weird Kinda Dark Fun Poll 😏
From the "Chit You Can't Post On Facebook " files...
...or you get 30 in the cyber-slammer on a 'Violence & Incitement' rap for makin' jokes.
This is also a “random drive-by contest” now, too. I don't even know what the prize is, because I just thought of this. Just read to the end and I'll think something up by then.
You're stranded on a deserted island with Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Rescue is a possibility, but no time soon, and your situation is pretty faacked as it stands.
Who do you eat for sustenance?
Who do you light on fire to signal passing ships?
And who do you bury up to their neck in the sand below the high tide line for entertainment?
Also...while there are no right or wrong answers on this, there is one logic-based "correct" one, which I will post eventually.
If anybody posts the exact combination before I do, with the same reasons why that I'm thinking on at least two out of the three, then you win a prize.
If you're reading this on one of the free platforms and nail it, I'll do a free trial on the subscription content. If you're already a subscriber, I'll bump you an extra week.
Nobody's getting it, anyway. 😄
Put your "Thinking Like Glen" caps on.
Go!
You eat AOC. She is young, so the meat will be fresher, plus she seems like she keeps a good diet. Also, she is dumb and would be easy to kill.
You burn Hillary because she is chubby these days so the fuel will be good and it will last a bit longer making the chances for rescue better.
You bury Pelosi because just like in life she is completely useless, plus it might be fun to watch the birds pluck her eyes out.
I'd have to go with-
AOC gets eaten; she's younger and nutritional content would be higher, less tough meat as well. Also, being a millennial she's probably eating healthier than the two old crows ever have in their lives.
PELOSI becomes fuel for the fire; she's full of hot air and emaciated, as well as weak so almost no value in terms of food or entertainment.
HILLARY gets buried; she's mouthy enough to at least carry on a heated debate with, to help pass the time. Not to mention the solid entertainment value of watching the waves lap at her face and all those crazy expressions she's great at.