U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has made a “surprise" visit to Kyiv, just one week after President Dementia's “surprise" visit to Kyiv.
She is there because…
A. She is meticulously overseeing and accounting for every last penny of the billions of dollars in military and humanitarian aid America has sent there, to be sure that our investment in this cause is getting in the right hands and is being used properly.
B. She's making sure that the staff at Voldy's Ukranian Laundromat are drying, folding and packaging the Big Guy's 10% properly for delivery.
C. Other
GO!!
C - she's negotiating her own kickback. If she doesn't get a cut she's threatening to audit every dime.
Raise your hand if you are NOT going to Kyiv.