Now I've got myself all irritated already today thinking about a 2023 Biden America remake of The Wizard of Oz.
The scarecrow would still be a dumbass and the lion would still be a mewling little pusscookie, but the government of Oz would coerce you into embracing them and their drag on society anyway, and any Munchkin who says something about it or hurts their feelings gets carried off by federal Flying Monkeys.
Only one who'd be cool is the Tinman. This is a great time to have no heart.
And the Mayor of Munchkinland's degenerate son would be rolling around out in that giant poppy field with a couple of cheap Emerald City hookers, all…faaacking…day.
Anyone who suggests the lion needs some courage or the scarecrow open a book will immediately be canceled for not affirming the lion and scarecrow’s authentic selves. Speciesists!
Izzat... Brad Pitt?!
that's what I was thinking
Anyone who suggests the lion needs some courage or the scarecrow open a book will immediately be canceled for not affirming the lion and scarecrow’s authentic selves. Speciesists!