Dear Washington Idiot No Name Football Team,
Just change the damn logo to a Redskin potato, keep the name and get on with shit, already!! Nobody cares!!
You'll have the grandest merchandising year in franchise history!
You'd get endorsement deals from state & national potato growing councils, from sea to shining sea!
You could call your offensive line "The Mashers"!
Think of the potential annual Thanksgiving Day match-ups with those Green Bay cheesers! You could do a promo selling bowls of Potatos Au Gratin at your concession stands! Who the faaack doesn't like Potatoes Au Gratin on Thanksgiving?!?
Why are you not just doing this already?!? 😣
What is wrong with the people of this city?!
Your pal,
Glen
