Dear White House Squatters,
I tried to talk to your Joe puppet about this yesterday, but the old geezer started choking out on a one-word tongue twister I gave him…and I didn't want him to 'flatline' and get found there later with a letter from me in his cold, dead hand…so I let him be.
And now I'm asking you monkeys…
You have four major crisises going on right now: Border, Middle East, Economic, and Pandemic...each created by your own hand
And each one of them is subdividing into other ones. "Economic" splits into inflation, job creation and consumer shortages. "Middle East" becomes loss of strategically important territory and deteriorating credibility with our allies. Etcetera, and so on.
Even your crisises are having crisises.
And y'all ain't doing shit from nothing about it...like it's on purpose or something.
I wanna know what the faack you feckless charlatans are up to. Right now.
Your pal,
Glen