Dear Mark Zphinchterberg,
Why in the world are you even bothering to try and "rebrand" that social media cesspool of yours into something different with a name change? You can call it anything you want to, but it'll still be a cesspool in the end.
You've gone too far and too deep for too long, to find ANY sort of redemption in a rebranding, at least with smart folks who’ve paid attention to all of your scumbaggery over the years.
Besides, 'Facebook' is just an acronym, anyway. Go with who and what you really are...
The Feckless Authoritarian Censorship & Exclusion of Bipartisan Opinions & Observations Klan.
You'll still suck big, juicy rhino balls...but at least you’ll be genuine.
That shit'll make sense and resonate with EEEEverybody. 😉
Your pal,
Glen
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