Dear Terry McAuliffe,
First of all, you're a useless, grimy, OG swamp monster, Hillary Clinton panty sniffin', DemSoc scumbelly...and I don't like you.
On the rare occasion that I even think of you, I picture you sitting in a dimly-lit basement, wearing a blond wig and a pantsuit you snatched out of Hillary's laundry basket when nobody was looking, smashi…