You're a Washington DC firefighter.
You get an emergency call to respond to the Capitol Building.
When you get there, you find that Nancy Pelosi's little pet hoax-monkey, Adam Schiff, has actually set his own pants on fire lying about Russian collusion.
You have a hose, an axe, and a full bladder.
What do you use to put the lil' pusscookie bitch out?
First three answers get a free week of subscriber content, or a week added if you're already a subscriber.
The right answer, if any, gets a free month.
We'll talk about that later. 😉
Go!
Once I saw who was burning, I’d get someone to watch my hose and ax and go find a bathroom.
Piss on him, chop him up, and wash away the evidence with the fire hose.