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Once I saw who was burning, Iā€™d get someone to watch my hose and ax and go find a bathroom.

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Piss on him, chop him up, and wash away the evidence with the fire hose.

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What fire? I seemed to have become bedazzled by the awesomeness of the capitol

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Since I'm not.... Have to go in another direction.

As a concerned citizen it would be my duty to call 911 to report a dumpster fire.

I'd spend my time sightseeing while searching for a payphone.

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Since Iā€™m a woman, I have to look for a bucket to pee in and it took too long. Schiff didnā€™t make it. I really donā€™t feel sorry at all.

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Open up that hose and send him flying like a flaming squirrel.

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None. Let the fukr burn.

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use the axe,take him out and let the fucker burn.

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Next question!šŸ˜

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Option #4 I'd try spit first.

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Turn around and go back to the fire house

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Piss on him.

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Let him burn lol!!!

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...or maybe gasoline!!šŸ˜

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Piss on him

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I m not sure but I know wouldn't piss on him!!!

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