A St. Patrick's Day Poem
From your friends at PCS Nation 😃
On this St. Patrick's Day eve we make, our annual pilgrimage for a Shamrock Shake
At Ronald McDonald's house we meet, for this cool & tasty bile green treat
Last year we got jacked by the clown.
The Shamrock Shake machine was down.
We left that night howling with dismay,
"You fuckers had one job! On just one day!"
But this year ended content and serene, and tomorrow morning, we'll all shit green. 😁
I got my shamrock shake this year and one was enough. Here's a couple of dirty limericks to celebrate! (from 43 OLd and Funny Dirty Limericks).
"There was a young girl of Cape Cod Who thought babies were fashioned by God, But ’twas not the Almighty Who hiked up her nightie – ‘Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!"
"There once was a young man named Bruno, who said, "F*ing is one thing I do know. "Sheep are just fine, "And women devine, "But, llamas are numero uno!"
Excellent!!!!! ☘️ 🍀 ☘️ 🍀