I got my shamrock shake this year and one was enough. Here's a couple of dirty limericks to celebrate! (from 43 OLd and Funny Dirty Limericks).
"There was a young girl of Cape Cod Who thought babies were fashioned by God, But ’twas not the Almighty Who hiked up her nightie – ‘Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!"
"There once was a young man named Bruno, who said, "F*ing is one thing I do know. "Sheep are just fine, "And women devine, "But, llamas are numero uno!"
I got my shamrock shake this year and one was enough. Here's a couple of dirty limericks to celebrate! (from 43 OLd and Funny Dirty Limericks).
"There was a young girl of Cape Cod Who thought babies were fashioned by God, But ’twas not the Almighty Who hiked up her nightie – ‘Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!"
"There once was a young man named Bruno, who said, "F*ing is one thing I do know. "Sheep are just fine, "And women devine, "But, llamas are numero uno!"
Excellent!!!!! ☘️ 🍀 ☘️ 🍀
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🍻🥳🍻👏👏👏
☘️☘️☘️ well done. Well done indeed ☘️☘️☘️
Let's save time by not reciting the entire limerick, just the last line............"But think of the money he saved!"