Breaking Dumbass News!
Y'all are probably gonna like this one 😉
Today, the United States Senate has unanimously passed the “Sunshine Protection Act”, which will make Daylight Savings Time permanent and eliminate the bi-annual pain in the ass of changing our clocks twice a year, and all the head funk, work tardiness and general mental mayhem that’s associated with this folly.
On the good end of it, we get more sunshine…and who doesn’t want more sunshine in their life.
On the bad side…you are never, EEEEEver getting your lost hour of sleep back again once it takes effect.
This bill still needs to be passed by the house, where it’ll be deeply debated by a pack of career griftmonkeys trying to determine if it would be more personally profitable to vote “yea” or “nay”.
And all the unhinged lunatic socialist freakballs will have a chance to say it’s racist, or homophobic, or misogynistic to give or take away an hour of people’s sunshine.
And that dummy AOC will bitch about how it’ll be bad for the environment and probably raise energy costs to leave the sun on for an extra hour every day all winter long.
And then she’ll probably get smacked up by Nancy Pelosi, who’ll be loving the prospect of an extended “Happy Hour” winter window for bars, clubs and pubs, across the fruited plain.
Then, once the house passes it, it just has to be signed by Biden…which seems like a pretty straightforward procedure. “Put the pointy end of the pen on the paper and just wiggle it around…there ya go, Glitchy.” If it can be fucked up, Biden’s just the guy to do it, but I imagine it’ll all work out in the end.
Once passed, this new legislation would not come into play until November of 2023, so we’ve still got one more round of this annoying, mind-bending tomfuckery to go.
But in the end, I’m all for more sunshine in the world, and I support this bill…although it’s a little disturbing to think that this is what the U.S. senate is working on right now, instead of one of the other dozen self-inflicted Biden disasters they could be spending trying to dig out from under.
What say you, PCS Fam?
Put the US government in charge of the Sahara Desert and there will be a sand shortage in six months- Milton Friedman
so instead of just staying on standard time we will be one hour off the rest of the world? i remember a quote, only the government is dumb enough to think you can cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it on the bottom and have a longer blanket. the days will be the same length. we will have the EXACT SAME amount of sunshine. so are you a morning person or evening person