Today, the United States Senate has unanimously passed the âSunshine Protection Actâ, which will make Daylight Savings Time permanent and eliminate the bi-annual pain in the ass of changing our clocks twice a year, and all the head funk, work tardiness and general mental mayhem thatâs associated with this folly.
On the good end of it, we get more sunshineâŠand who doesnât want more sunshine in their life.
On the bad sideâŠyou are never, EEEEEver getting your lost hour of sleep back again once it takes effect.
This bill still needs to be passed by the house, where itâll be deeply debated by a pack of career griftmonkeys trying to determine if it would be more personally profitable to vote âyeaâ or ânayâ.
And all the unhinged lunatic socialist freakballs will have a chance to say itâs racist, or homophobic, or misogynistic to give or take away an hour of peopleâs sunshine.
And that dummy AOC will bitch about how itâll be bad for the environment and probably raise energy costs to leave the sun on for an extra hour every day all winter long.
And then sheâll probably get smacked up by Nancy Pelosi, whoâll be loving the prospect of an extended âHappy Hourâ winter window for bars, clubs and pubs, across the fruited plain.
Then, once the house passes it, it just has to be signed by BidenâŠwhich seems like a pretty straightforward procedure. âPut the pointy end of the pen on the paper and just wiggle it aroundâŠthere ya go, Glitchy.â If it can be fucked up, Bidenâs just the guy to do it, but I imagine itâll all work out in the end.
Once passed, this new legislation would not come into play until November of 2023, so weâve still got one more round of this annoying, mind-bending tomfuckery to go.
But in the end, Iâm all for more sunshine in the world, and I support this billâŠalthough itâs a little disturbing to think that this is what the U.S. senate is working on right now, instead of one of the other dozen self-inflicted Biden disasters they could be spending trying to dig out from under.
What say you, PCS Fam?
Put the US government in charge of the Sahara Desert and there will be a sand shortage in six months- Milton Friedman
so instead of just staying on standard time we will be one hour off the rest of the world? i remember a quote, only the government is dumb enough to think you can cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it on the bottom and have a longer blanket. the days will be the same length. we will have the EXACT SAME amount of sunshine. so are you a morning person or evening person