BREAKING: Second Potential CCP Aerial Threat Detected In U.S. Airspace

China seriously ruffling the Big Guy Administration's feathers!

The Pentagon is reporting today that in addition to the bus-sized Chinese spy balloon they somehow allowed to slip into U.S. airspace (🙄) and hover over Montana, they have now discovered another possible CCP aerial threat challenging American sovereignty and it's leadership.

Satellite and radar imaging have determined that China is operating a highly trained and bio-engineered flock of pigeons, each implanted with micro-electronics which not only allow them to be directly operated and guided just like drones, but also to be electronically stimulated to shit on command.
Beijing appears at this time to be operating this flock of next generation avian ultra-light nuisance weaponry at low altitude, specifically over Rehoboth Beach MD, and methodically circling and shit-bombing the bejeebers out of Joe Biden's 1967 Corvette Stingray.

CCP officials in Beijing contacted about this blatant and disgusting attack on U.S. soil texted back "🤣🤣🤣".

In an official statement, the White House said, "Look, it's not a big deal. The president is aware of the situation, and has ordered the Corvette to be left out in the driveway, instead of moving it inside the garage, so as not to provoke the Chinese. He figures they'll stop on their own sooner or later, and then he'll just have his crackhead spawn wash the car when they do, or just hire some brown people to do it if Hunter's on the nod or off with a hooker somewhere. But President Biden wants to be clear that he believes this grievous attack on a well-kept vintage American automotive icon is directly due to climate change, systemic white supremacy and all those Ultra MAGA assholes...and NOT because he's Xi Jinping's bitch, as most rational intelligent Americans believe."

More on this developing story as it come to me. 😏