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I hope that these electro-pigeons are also targeting any and all EVs.

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That was one of the best pieces of news I've read in a lonnnggg time!

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That's priceless 🤣 🤣🤣🤣.

A thot I had is: what if China WANTS us to blow it up because it contains the mother of all viruses and that's how they plan to disperse it.

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That's a frightening thought

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Luckily, brown people and not black people were picked to clean up the mess. Otherwise, Sec. Austin would have a big problem.

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😂

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Did the pigeon shit on any classified documents???? Enquiring minds do want to know

But I still can't believe with all the money we gave to the military and the space command - that we don't have some super secret weapon that can grab a balloon and bring it back to Area 51 where we can simultaneously study it and pretend it doesn't exist

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A guest on Newsmax this morning says we do, actually. But that he couldn't elaborate.

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Love this!

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