BREAKING: Trump Grand Jury Cancelled For Today, 'On Call' For Tomorrow
Unhinged Left Has No Idea What To Do About Catastrophe Started By Their Own Pet Buffoon 😆
An anonymous democrat party spokesman released the following statement…
“Look, we didn't know this idiot Alvin Bragg was an idiot who'd concoct some unconvictable idiot charges. How could we? We're idiots, too. We never even checked on him until it was too late because we're all idiots. Then, once we figured out he's an idiot too, we were even thinking about trying to sneak in Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince of Belair to take over, because he's a black guy, and he's tubby, and he was a judge even, and we figured nobody would notice because of that ‘they all look alike’ thing. But we're idiots, so none of us realized that the guy who played Uncle Phil would be like 80 years old now. Plus, he's fictional. And dead. See? We're idiots.”
“And we can't just drop the case, because that would be admitting that we were wrong, and that violates fundamental unhinged left dogma. ‘The Ten Commandments of Leftholes, #1 - Thou Shalt Never, EEEEEver, In A Vagillion Years Admit Thou Art Wrong!’ So you can see how easily unhinged left idiots can get tripped up in a mess like this. We're in a real idiot bind, here. Shit ain't easy for unhinged left idiots in Biden America ‘23. So we punted to buy some time to see if maybe one of us could accidently think up a non-idiot idea to get us off the hook from that idiot Alvin Bragg's original idiot Trump takedown scheme. Maybe tomorrow, but probably not. Honestly, we should've just picked a gay female black DA for this. Anyway, we'll let you know.”
More on the this democrat tomfuckerry as it continues coming apart. 😉
If I had to make a bet, I see a major international catastrophe or a banking crisis, a new virus etc. something/anything to deflect.
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