Biden: Something is different. I can't put my finger on it, but he's changed. I flew all this way to surprise him and he didn't even say "Happy President's Day". <sniff>
Zelensky: 5 billion dollars isn't enough for me to put up with this loser.
Voldy: Go faacck yourself you dog faced pony soldier! You'll take 10% and faacking like it or I'll really expose you! And I don't mean the hidden camera video of you showering with your relations!
Biden: Something is different. I can't put my finger on it, but he's changed. I flew all this way to surprise him and he didn't even say "Happy President's Day". <sniff>
Zelensky: 5 billion dollars isn't enough for me to put up with this loser.
Where's the suitcase? I'm ready for ice cream. The little girls aren't a pretty over here. I guess I'll just doze off.....zzzzzz...
Biden: You cheap shit! I deserve a much bigger cut this time.
Zelenskyy: Would you stop whining and complaining about the size of your cut if I get you some ice cream?
F you Zelensky! Right back at ya, Glitchy!
Biden: where the he'll am I? Is that you over there Hunter? Jillllll!!
Could he at least give me a pen?
Biden: OK Voldy, the Big Guy's cut is now 25%!
Voldy: Go faacck yourself you dog faced pony soldier! You'll take 10% and faacking like it or I'll really expose you! And I don't mean the hidden camera video of you showering with your relations!
Oh boy, Hunter has made me this guy's bitch but my brother has made me Xi's bitch. Which way do I turn - Jill? Where's the ouija board?