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Biden: Something is different. I can't put my finger on it, but he's changed. I flew all this way to surprise him and he didn't even say "Happy President's Day". <sniff>

Zelensky: 5 billion dollars isn't enough for me to put up with this loser.

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Where's the suitcase? I'm ready for ice cream. The little girls aren't a pretty over here. I guess I'll just doze off.....zzzzzz...

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Biden: You cheap shit! I deserve a much bigger cut this time.

Zelenskyy: Would you stop whining and complaining about the size of your cut if I get you some ice cream?

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F you Zelensky! Right back at ya, Glitchy!

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Biden: where the he'll am I? Is that you over there Hunter? Jillllll!!

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Could he at least give me a pen?

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Feb 21, 2023·edited Feb 21, 2023

Biden: OK Voldy, the Big Guy's cut is now 25%!

Voldy: Go faacck yourself you dog faced pony soldier! You'll take 10% and faacking like it or I'll really expose you! And I don't mean the hidden camera video of you showering with your relations!

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Oh boy, Hunter has made me this guy's bitch but my brother has made me Xi's bitch. Which way do I turn - Jill? Where's the ouija board?

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