Tell me the greatest two-line "Question/Answer" joke you've ever heard!
What lies shivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
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How do you get a witch pregnant?
Fuck her
What do you get when you put fifty lesbians and fifty lawyers in the same room?
A hundred people who don’t do dick.
Told by my sweet, adorable nine year old son at Thanksgiving last year. My cranky mother in law nearly had a heart attack.
What lies shivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
Go ahead and post this on FB see if you get in trouble
How do you get a witch pregnant?
Fuck her
What do you get when you put fifty lesbians and fifty lawyers in the same room?
A hundred people who don’t do dick.
Told by my sweet, adorable nine year old son at Thanksgiving last year. My cranky mother in law nearly had a heart attack.