Great News in the Big Apple!
That bumbling, lame duck moron masquerading as a mayor, Bill DeBlasio, has announced that New Years Eve in Times Square is back in 2021!
That's right folks!
Any "fully-vaccinated" American citizen...who can produce a valid government issued Vaccine Passport and government issued photo ID…will be welcome with open, overreaching arms to join their fellow New Year's Eve revelers in standing on a public street!
There’ll be a dropping balls, and crime, and ass-freezing in human cattle pens, and hardly any bathrooms, and hoping you don't get your wallet stolen, and hoping you don't get anonymously groped by a stranger, and hoping you don't get your wallet stolen by a stranger who's anonymously groping you, and fights, and arrests, and probably thousands of new “breakthrough” Covid cases amongst vaccinated people, and much much more!
New Year’s Eve Fun For The Whole Family! 😃
So Come To Times Square, America!
But be sure to bring your papers!
New York City's gonna party like it's 1939... in Berlin 😉
Been there, done that. No need to do it again!
I know this is a bucket list kinda thing and many people look forward to participating BUT you couldn't pay me to go there on NY Eve and I've felt that way most of my life.