If You Never Believe Anything Else I Ever Say, Believe This!
This joke has gone too far now! ðŸ˜
I am invoking my 46 years of experience as an athlete, coach, parent, journalist and fan of the sport of track & field, and claiming "expert" status on this one.
No matter what you may read on the interwebs today regarding the White House doctorpuppet's report on the Big Guy's physical fitness...Joseph Robinette Biden, age 80, DID NOT RUN A MILE IN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES!!! 😖
Joe Biden could not survive a mile a 5 minute pace.
Joe Biden couldn't run a mile in under five minutes on fucking Mars at 38% Earth's gravity!
THE FAAACKING M80 MILE WORLD RECORD IS 5:56.93 YOU SCURRILOUS LYING BASTARDS!!! 😵
This is a bold-faced, un-substantiatable, blatant lie!
I'm not even entertaining the bullshit 36 push-ups and bullshit 11 pull-ups...WHICH ALSO DID NOT HAPPEN!! I will stay in my lane, and leave that bullshit to push-up and pull-up "experts" to comment on.
It is absolutely, unequivocally, 100% IMPOSSIBLE THAT JOE BIDEN RAN A MILE IN UNDER 5 MINUTES!!!
C'mon, man... 😑
Of all the things that never happened, that never happened the most.
If Biden could even walk a mile at any pace without multiple trips and bumbles I would be shocked. No way he can run any distance, let alone a mile. And as for push-ups, there is no way he can get down on the floor to do them or get back up at the end.