If you were at former president Donald J. Trump's 77th birthday party right now, and you could walk right up to him for a handshake and 30 seconds of his time, what would you say to him on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday, Mr. Trump. If you get re-elected, you need me as your 'Secretary of Talking You Out Of Shit". I neeeeever would've let John Bolton or The Mooch happen. Call me, sir."
Speaking of The Mooch, I read an article today where The Mooch is saying that Trump is stressed about the indictment, and will drop out of the race. And he (The Mooch) knows this because he knows Trump's personality. A lot of assumptions for someone who probably hasn't spoken to Trump since he was fired over 6 years ago.
I'll go first...
"Happy Birthday, Mr. Trump. If you get re-elected, you need me as your 'Secretary of Talking You Out Of Shit". I neeeeever would've let John Bolton or The Mooch happen. Call me, sir."
14 seconds. 😉
Speaking of The Mooch, I read an article today where The Mooch is saying that Trump is stressed about the indictment, and will drop out of the race. And he (The Mooch) knows this because he knows Trump's personality. A lot of assumptions for someone who probably hasn't spoken to Trump since he was fired over 6 years ago.
Unleash hell on earth.
I would hug him and say thank you for all you've done for we the people.
Happy birthday & make x to meet w me in the very near future bc 30 seconds isn't enough to say what I gotta say
Happy Birthday Donnie...can you take it down a couple of notches??
YP 😏
I'd tell him happy birthday, but I think I would rather have a conversation with Melania.
Happy birthday, sir. Thank you for your service. I appreciate everything you do for we the people.