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Unlimited access to a tanning booth, his own personal hair stylist so he can stop going to Super Cuts, and my most annoying co-worker.

I just threw that last one in there to try and rid myself of her.

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I’ll give him all sorts of people. Nancy Pelosi and Liz Cheney to start.

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Chains are a nice touch. How about Michael Avenotti???

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Something they desire...a pallet of CCP sponsored rapid COVID tests, a new expresso bar for the cornhole court, new vape pens for EVERYBODY! Oh, and extra cat-o-nines for the bondage room. Straight across for G!!

Willing to compromise...🙄

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Nothing! I've been kicked off FB since my birthday, 8/29. The way they tell it someone has been using my acct. and saying nasty crap about various persons...

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Tom Henry, mayor of Fort Wayne, IN. As Douglas Adams says in "Hitchhikers Guide to to Galaxy", "mostly harmless".

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A night with AOC in a Motel 6

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Mayor Pete, Princess Pelosi, Chuck U Schumer, Dingy Harry, Dancing Queen Barney Franks...

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Brittney Griner

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I'd trade any vapid purple haired fem crybaby to make his life miserable so he would think twice about EVER throwing you in jail again.

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