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Elizabeth's avatar

Gross. Drink that idea out of your mind.

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Mary Ann's avatar

I think you'd need more than 1 malt beverage for that.

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Mary Ann's avatar

You need a sugar mama

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Lisa Silipo's avatar

Everyone seemed to be out today.

The upside of boning Nance is she’s really wealthy, and really old, so it wouldn’t be long term.

You could nail the life right out of her, and then there’d be ice cream.

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PCS Nation's avatar

Technically it'd be three hours. If that. 😄

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Mary Gunny's avatar

G has always had a thing for Nancy’s boobs!

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