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Gross. Drink that idea out of your mind.

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I think you'd need more than 1 malt beverage for that.

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You need a sugar mama

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Everyone seemed to be out today.

The upside of boning Nance is she’s really wealthy, and really old, so it wouldn’t be long term.

You could nail the life right out of her, and then there’d be ice cream.

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Technically it'd be three hours. If that. 😄

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G has always had a thing for Nancy’s boobs!

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